<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4929803053487176667</id><updated>2011-04-21T16:36:08.183-07:00</updated><category term='microporradas da vida'/><category term='microcontos de amor'/><title type='text'>Microcontos da Cadela</title><subtitle type='html'>DIRETO DA ESCRIVANINHA DE UM PET SHOP</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://microcontosdacadela.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4929803053487176667/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://microcontosdacadela.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Betty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05999634415546630806</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>6</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4929803053487176667.post-5870977105576605243</id><published>2008-04-23T21:13:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-27T14:51:52.318-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='microporradas da vida'/><title type='text'>Vidinha</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_EVX81CjBwJA/SA_7PKHgBsI/AAAAAAAAABo/7fekNL2adlE/s1600-h/mcdonalds.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5192645133213894338" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_EVX81CjBwJA/SA_7PKHgBsI/AAAAAAAAABo/7fekNL2adlE/s400/mcdonalds.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:courier new;"&gt;Pedro sorri. Vento no cabelo encaracolado. Primeiro dia no fast food. A chapa quente dos hambúrgueres. Uniforme, crachá, carteira assinada. Estilo americano. Bacana. Dinheiro pro cinema. Duas cadeiras de Administração. Futuro. Porto Alegre é demais, cara! Pedro trabalha duro. FGTS, PIS, CTPS, CIC, CPF. Tem vinte anos. Faz parte duma rede mundial. O planeta inteiro conhece o seu patrão. Gente legal come hambúrguer. Tri bala trabalhar: salário, férias, banco de horas. A grande engrenagem. Sorri. O gerente nervoso também sorri. Vento sopra as páginas da carteira de trabalho. Capa verde plastificada. Salta um lanche feliz, guri com cara de idiota!&lt;br /&gt;E Pedro ainda sorri.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4929803053487176667-5870977105576605243?l=microcontosdacadela.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://microcontosdacadela.blogspot.com/feeds/5870977105576605243/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4929803053487176667&amp;postID=5870977105576605243' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4929803053487176667/posts/default/5870977105576605243'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4929803053487176667/posts/default/5870977105576605243'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://microcontosdacadela.blogspot.com/2008/04/vidinha.html' title='Vidinha'/><author><name>Betty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05999634415546630806</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_EVX81CjBwJA/SA_7PKHgBsI/AAAAAAAAABo/7fekNL2adlE/s72-c/mcdonalds.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4929803053487176667.post-2447514372155866770</id><published>2008-04-21T22:08:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-21T18:10:51.033-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='microcontos de amor'/><title type='text'>Rapidinha</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_EVX81CjBwJA/SA06rKHgBrI/AAAAAAAAABg/lU2PFT2oeMQ/s1600-h/homem.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5191870458552649394" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_EVX81CjBwJA/SA06rKHgBrI/AAAAAAAAABg/lU2PFT2oeMQ/s400/homem.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:courier new;"&gt;A trepada mais en-lou-que-ce-do-ra que teve ela tava sedada.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4929803053487176667-2447514372155866770?l=microcontosdacadela.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://microcontosdacadela.blogspot.com/feeds/2447514372155866770/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4929803053487176667&amp;postID=2447514372155866770' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4929803053487176667/posts/default/2447514372155866770'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4929803053487176667/posts/default/2447514372155866770'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://microcontosdacadela.blogspot.com/2008/04/rapidinha.html' title='Rapidinha'/><author><name>Betty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05999634415546630806</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_EVX81CjBwJA/SA06rKHgBrI/AAAAAAAAABg/lU2PFT2oeMQ/s72-c/homem.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4929803053487176667.post-8103486173802378801</id><published>2008-04-19T12:53:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-19T08:56:03.014-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='microcontos de amor'/><title type='text'>A falta que ele me faz.</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:Courier New;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;"&gt;o globo&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_EVX81CjBwJA/SAoV6fGZ8DI/AAAAAAAAABQ/GCPSSMQoVG8/s1600-h/198_522-alt-MAVERICK%20GT%201973.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5190985615022878770" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_EVX81CjBwJA/SAoV6fGZ8DI/AAAAAAAAABQ/GCPSSMQoVG8/s400/198_522-alt-MAVERICK%2520GT%25201973.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:courier new;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:courier new;"&gt;Foi numa época que eu tava muito só. Só de minha vida. Nada pouco para quem era de libra. Então ele passava a minha frente tenra presença, voz rouca, gutural e parecia que me esnobava como se eu fosse um objeto e ele, bem, ele não. Mas nas ditas relações afetivas mesmo baseadas apenas nas sensações, fatalmente, os sujeitos tornavam-se objetos uns dos outros. Assim cedi ao impulso de invadi-lo com minha materialidade reluzindo aura dourada, abri a garagem e o lambi de cabo a rabo, abaixada, vulgar, rebaixada, primitiva. Engoli a fuligem da estrada, após o ato de indecifrável sacanagem. Foi bom, uau!, foi muuuito bom... Mas a porra do alarme disparou e apareceu uma louca com máscara de pepino na cara e um pé-de-cabra na mão:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:courier new;"&gt;-Caralho, sabia que tu era puta mas não precisava trepar com o meu Maverick!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4929803053487176667-8103486173802378801?l=microcontosdacadela.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://microcontosdacadela.blogspot.com/feeds/8103486173802378801/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4929803053487176667&amp;postID=8103486173802378801' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4929803053487176667/posts/default/8103486173802378801'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4929803053487176667/posts/default/8103486173802378801'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://microcontosdacadela.blogspot.com/2008/04/falta-que-ele-me-faz.html' title='A falta que ele me faz.'/><author><name>Betty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05999634415546630806</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_EVX81CjBwJA/SAoV6fGZ8DI/AAAAAAAAABQ/GCPSSMQoVG8/s72-c/198_522-alt-MAVERICK%2520GT%25201973.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4929803053487176667.post-4808096503352661412</id><published>2008-04-19T12:49:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-19T09:02:09.086-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='microcontos de amor'/><title type='text'>bem de perto eles são feios.</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:78%;"&gt;foto:tiny vessels&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_EVX81CjBwJA/SAoXBvGZ8EI/AAAAAAAAABY/zLILc7pmJh0/s1600-h/Drops-Of-Rain-On-My-Window.jpg"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5190986839088558146" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_EVX81CjBwJA/SAoXBvGZ8EI/AAAAAAAAABY/zLILc7pmJh0/s400/Drops-Of-Rain-On-My-Window.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:courier new;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:courier new;"&gt;Descobriu que atraía homens feios. Aceitou tal carma e elaborou estratégias:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Não trocava os óculos vencidos.&lt;br /&gt;Não se aproximava demais.&lt;br /&gt;E - no inverno - paquerava somente nas universidades&lt;/span&gt;. &lt;span style="font-family:courier new;"&gt;Porque no verão o verniz da beleza derretia.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4929803053487176667-4808096503352661412?l=microcontosdacadela.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://microcontosdacadela.blogspot.com/feeds/4808096503352661412/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4929803053487176667&amp;postID=4808096503352661412' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4929803053487176667/posts/default/4808096503352661412'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4929803053487176667/posts/default/4808096503352661412'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://microcontosdacadela.blogspot.com/2008/04/bem-de-perto-eles-so-feios.html' title='bem de perto eles são feios.'/><author><name>Betty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05999634415546630806</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_EVX81CjBwJA/SAoXBvGZ8EI/AAAAAAAAABY/zLILc7pmJh0/s72-c/Drops-Of-Rain-On-My-Window.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4929803053487176667.post-6649558293676040581</id><published>2008-04-18T00:01:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-17T18:20:41.163-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='microcontos de amor'/><title type='text'>doces lábios</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_EVX81CjBwJA/SAf3TuQlC3I/AAAAAAAAABI/KZSm_ROcu-E/s1600-h/beijo+no+metr%C3%B4.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5190389013774928754" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_EVX81CjBwJA/SAf3TuQlC3I/AAAAAAAAABI/KZSm_ROcu-E/s400/beijo%2Bno%2Bmetr%25C3%25B4.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_EVX81CjBwJA/SAf2tOQlC2I/AAAAAAAAABA/AQHHmaBzrto/s1600-h/cachorros020.jpg"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:courier new;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:courier new;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:courier new;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:courier new;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:courier new;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:courier new;"&gt;Quando te beijo sinto o gosto da vagina. De outra.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4929803053487176667-6649558293676040581?l=microcontosdacadela.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://microcontosdacadela.blogspot.com/feeds/6649558293676040581/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4929803053487176667&amp;postID=6649558293676040581' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4929803053487176667/posts/default/6649558293676040581'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4929803053487176667/posts/default/6649558293676040581'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://microcontosdacadela.blogspot.com/2008/04/doces-lbios.html' title='doces lábios'/><author><name>Betty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05999634415546630806</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_EVX81CjBwJA/SAf3TuQlC3I/AAAAAAAAABI/KZSm_ROcu-E/s72-c/beijo%2Bno%2Bmetr%25C3%25B4.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4929803053487176667.post-9072058476370105578</id><published>2008-04-17T22:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-27T14:51:27.859-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='microporradas da vida'/><title type='text'>veridiana agnes</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_EVX81CjBwJA/SAfzyeQlC0I/AAAAAAAAAAw/gaFXBF6pNVw/s1600-h/sleepless_by_p0lly.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5190385144009395010" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_EVX81CjBwJA/SAfzyeQlC0I/AAAAAAAAAAw/gaFXBF6pNVw/s400/sleepless_by_p0lly.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:courier new;"&gt;...a novidade do dia é que Veridiana Agnes não tá bêbada...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:courier new;"&gt;E por mais que pareça bêbada talvez pelos gestos largos como se agarrasse uma imensa nuvem invisível, talvez pela gargalhada rouca que a leva às lágrimas ácidas, talvez porque bata com força os tamancos plataforma no assoalho de madeira – ainda assim Veridiana Agnes não tá bêbada. É artista, ferrada mas ARTISTA. Dirige um fusca setentão com todas as peças originais. E quando também não tá bêbada mas de saco cheio de fingir que o fracasso é o seu estilo pessoal de criar e que a bebida é a sua marca registrada como suas musas roqueiras melhores e piores que ela e quando o velho fusca parece vulgar e feio e os tamancos de madeira arrebentam no meio da avenida Assis Brasil e quando a imensa nuvem invisível se dissipa e ela cai de cara na realidade: aí Veridiana Agnes atira-se debaixo do metrô&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:courier new;"&gt;...e morre de vez...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4929803053487176667-9072058476370105578?l=microcontosdacadela.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://microcontosdacadela.blogspot.com/feeds/9072058476370105578/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4929803053487176667&amp;postID=9072058476370105578' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4929803053487176667/posts/default/9072058476370105578'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4929803053487176667/posts/default/9072058476370105578'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://microcontosdacadela.blogspot.com/2008/04/veridiana-agnes.html' title='veridiana agnes'/><author><name>Betty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05999634415546630806</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_EVX81CjBwJA/SAfzyeQlC0I/AAAAAAAAAAw/gaFXBF6pNVw/s72-c/sleepless_by_p0lly.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
